Zaprvé: Začnu starým stripem 669.253 vyrobeným 6. prosince, který je o tom co tehdy letělo: o smrti a tomu, jak se jí efektivně bránit.
Zadruhé: Steven Wright je geniální stand-up komik, wtz. Apatickým hlasem na jevišti trousí ironické, filosofické, vypointované, ale taky někdy nesmyslné vtipy. Říkám to proto, že jsem nedávno na youtube objevil jeho vystoupení I Still Have A Pony, které je... podivuhodné.
Abyste měli představu o co jde, tady je několik pamětihodných hlášek jako ochutnávka:
I was driving along when I saw a hitchhiker holding a sign that said "heaven", so I hit him. He probably went there. He seemed like a nice guy.
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house, and four people died.
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."
"24-hour banking? I haven't got time for that."
"So I said to the hitchhiker 'what do you do?' He said 'I'm a student'. I said 'a student of what?' He said he was studying journalism and photography, so I said 'that's funny, I'm actually writing a short story about a photographer who went completely insane trying to take a close up photo of the horizon.'"
My uncle once told me when I was five, 'When I was your age, I was six.
When I woke up, everything in my apartment had been stolen...and replaced with exact replicas. I asked my roommate what happened and he said 'Who are you?'
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